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By: Dr. Ludwig responde « Sucker for Vampires

Dr. Ludwig responde « Sucker for Vampires — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:54:20 +0000

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By: Michael Cary Goncalves

Michael Cary Goncalves — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:02:35 +0000

There are THREE kinds of People in the “Big Easy”: Vampires, Fangbangers and LUNCH. You are either One of the Other…or LUNCH!!! Also, I don’t know how many times I told the brother (you know, the Fry Cook) to “Keep his Punk Ass out of the Nineth Ward”. Ya’ll got HEP C and HEP D down there, not to mention AIDS and that shit’ll jack a vampire up. As for his becoming a Vampire, serve his UNDEAD ass right!!! Brother going to sell “V” on the slide and word is going to get around. What is that ol’ Vampire saying? “Down Low Brother, Sneaky Mother Fuggah”!!! Oh Well?!!! As for that “V” shit, OK, so I tried it a couple times. I am NO JUNKIE and I can quit whenever I want—I just don’t want to. When I trip, I don’t drive, I stay with friends and no, I don’t trip with my vampire girlfriend Arianna. It’s not that I don’t trust her, it’s just that…I’m not the kind of guy that puts mustard on his ‘better half’ and stick it into the lion cage, so to speak.

By: Michael Cary Goncslves

Michael Cary Goncslves — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:37:33 +0000

Will you Please talk to Stephen Moyer’s Staff about their rudeness? I DO NOT APPREACIATE THEM ASKING “When are you going to get yourself a REAL WOMAN and not an UNDEAD ONE!!!”

Now that the Vampire Equal Rights Amendment has passed, it is only a matter of time before the the Vampire Marrage Act passes. Question: If Arianna and I have kids will they be Alive or UNDEAD? For Vacation, do I take my kids to Disneyland or Calaveris Caverns?!!! Finally, If I don’t become a vampire, how do I prevent Arianna from cheating on me? I mean, at 100 human years old, I will be shriveled and imputent but she will be 400years old and look like she’s 23. FYI, Yes, I do practice SAFE SEX—I always have a 16″ piece of Silver chain in my left hand whenever I have sex with Arianna—just in case the bitch wants to ‘take liberties’. I also insist on doggystyle or sixty nine because, frankly, I have seen too many blackwiddow/Praying Mantis films on the nature channel to be…naive. Signed JEDIDIAH FANGBANGER III

By: Geneva Johnson

Geneva Johnson — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:34:10 +0000

I have a special Vampire Blood Drink that I made and serve to my friends. It’s healthy and I drink it daily. I feel like a new women after drinking my special Vampire Blood Drink. My problem is that I can’t get my children to drink it. Any suggestions? I will share my special drink recipe if requested.

By: Sharon

Sharon — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:47:58 +0000

My daughter’s vamp boyfriend is getting a little too bloodthirsty with her, she is always weak and tired. She’s afraid if she refuses him, that he may seek his blood from another girl. What should she do?

By: Daquon B

Daquon B — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:38:34 +0000

Dear Dr.Ludwig
I understand that vampires cannot bore children but my question is do they still have sperm? Ofcourse the sperm would not be able to bear a child but when they orgasm would it still come out…no pun intended

By: Tim

Tim — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:35:18 +0000

With all the other Dr. shows on TV daily (The Doctors, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil)Why hasn’t Dr. Ludwig been given her own show on HBO? We need Dr. Ludwig at least once a week!?

By: KASEY

KASEY — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:42:27 +0000

Dear Dr. L,

We want you back on the show.. Do you have any magical powers we can use to sink that replaying thought in Alan Ball’s head? Your fans are calling you!!

Thanks,
KASEY

By: Debbie

Debbie — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:24:11 +0000

Hello Dr. L
I am so glad that you were able to save Sookie when she was clawed. What I was wondering…since Bill drinks from Sookie on a regular basic….why didn’t he catch on that there was something different about her??? MaryAnn knew it from the first meeting.
Is it because Bill is relatively young (for a vampire) or is it something else.
Also is there any way a Vampire can have offspring with a human, or any other being for that matter.
Thank you so much for your valuable time.
Debbie

By: Chaz

Chaz — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:35:40 +0000

Dr. L

Are there vampire slayers with preternatural strength? Are there any other supernatural creatures that hunt vampires?

Chaz