Favorite Quotes from Episode 5, “Me and the Devil”

August 5, 2011 by  

Messy Situations:

Tommy Mickens S4 Ep5This episode of HBO’s True Blood was amazing as always. It had great lines from almost all of the characters. Right from the beginning was an explosive fight between Tommy Mickens and his parents. After his dad brutally attacks him, Tommy gets the upper hand. Right before he makes the fatal blow to Joe Lee, he tells his dad,

 

“Remember I once said I wouldn’t be free till the day you died.”

Well, Tommy is now free as a bird. Tommy immediately finds Sam to help him “clean” up the mess. Sam helps clean up the mess and finishes it off with favorite quote number two:

“Gators love marshmallows. You should know that.”

On the other side of the swamp, another group is trying to clean up a different kind of mess. After Marnie becomes possessed again and curses Pam with a rotting spell, Lafayette, Tara, and Jesus have had enough of it. Marnie is full of excuses as to why she did what she did to Pam. Here comes number three, from Lafayette:

“That’s some catchy shit for your head stone, good night.”

The next two quotes come from others’ reactions to the situation that happened to Pam. When she marches into Bill’s office, he notices her outfit:

“Oh good, the world needs more beekeepers.”

It’s good to know that Bill hasn’t lost his sense of humor during his strenuous time as king. The next one comes from another sheriff who notices something not right with Pam…well, more specifically her body parts:

“Oh sweetie, I think your ear…”

Gross.

Witchy Women

Sookie and Eric S4 Ep5The women of True Blood had some great lines in this episode. Sookie is always quirky and sarcastic, and a well of great comments. While in bed consoling a very needy Eric, she tells him he can sleep with her, with restrictions:

“As long as you promise to keep your hands and your fangs to yourself.”

Come on Sookie, have you seen those hands! The next firecracker quote has to be from Portia who is trying to convince Bill to continue their “friendship”, no matter how many greats might be in front of grandfather.

“Fact: 42 states have repelled their anti-incest laws, even in cases of brother and sister.”

Poor Portia, that didn’t turn out so well for her, now she has the same reaction to Bill that most people have after finding out they have been sleeping with their grandfather.

The real witchy woman Marnie tries to tell her circumstances to Bill and help him understand what happened that night.

“I barely remember what I said because your associate took a chunk out of my neck.”

Which Bill responds to without even thinking:

“Yes, he does that.”

Making Whoopie

Sex was a big conversation starter, and for someone who is trying to swear it off, Jason sure has a lot to say about it.

“I swear, look —  as much as I love it, every bad thing that’s ever happened to me is because of sex.”

Jason later has a very disturbing dream about Jessica and Hoyt:

“OH MY GRAVY!”

Lafayette and Jesus go to visit Jesus’ grandfather in Mexico. When they arrive they find a very pregnant girl in the yard doing laundry.

“Whoever it is… looks like Grandpa still got some lead in the pencil.”

Lafayette never disappoints us with his great lines.

The Men in Sookie’s Life

The following quotes revolve around three of the men in Sookie’s life. The first one is from Marcus Bozeman who visits Alcide.

“That, Alcide, does not bring me to my happy place.”

Well, Marcus, Alcide seems to bring everyone else to their happy place! Eric was super sweet in this episode and our favorite quote of his is,

“There’s a light in you. It’s beautiful. I couldn’t bear it if I snuffed it out.”

So sweet!

Bill S4 Ep5The next one comes from Bill and while it’s only one word, it was so poignant and showed real shock and hurt.

“Sookie’s?”

This is when he realizes that Sookie lied to him and has been hiding Eric at her house. The look on his face said it all. Bill is definitely not over his love for Sookie.

Get Your Running Shoes

The best quote of the night came from Sookie herself. When she went and visited Marnie at the Moon Goddess Emporium, she heard Gran speak to her and tell her not to trust Marnie.

“Lady, when my Gran tells me to run, I run. Keep the change.”

That’s right, run, Sookie, run.

These are our favorite quotes from episode five of season four, did your favorite make the list?

 

(Photo Credits: HBO)

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