Top Quotes from Episode 6 “I Wish I was the Moon”

August 7, 2011 by  

Favorite Lines from Season 4, Episode 6:

Sunday’s episode was one that most True Blood fans have been waiting for since the tall blond viking vampire stole our hearts at Fangtasia. “I Wish I Was the Moon” was a very bittersweet episode where fans of Eric got what they have long been waiting for, but the breaking of Bill’s heart was a sound that was loud and clear. So our top quotes of the night? Starting from the beginning:

“The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

Right from the first scene, True Blood catches our breath. It looks though that Eric and Sookie needed help catching theirs too.

“That’s what this is about? You’ve been running around sticking your fangs and who knows what else into every girl in town, but the second I move on, YOU ARREST HIM?”

Sookie to Bill when he arrests Eric from literally under her. You tell him girl, don’t let that silly boy take your man.

“I request a warrant to impose the true death.”

Bill to Nan Flanagan requesting death for Eric. Ohhhh Bill, you are playing dirty.

Terry put it out, no smoking in the boudoir.”

Arlene to Terry when smelling the smoke which led to her house exploding. After worrying about baby Mikey, they found him already outside with that really weird ugly doll. Alan Ball, I want to be inside your head to see where this story is going.

“The ghost of my serial killin’ ex-fiance just tried to murder us, in our sleep — we’re just peachy!”

Arlene to Sam Merlotte. Poor Sam always seems to be on the opposing end of crazy women yelling at him.

“Fighting crime — it’s a helluva workout.”

Andy Bellefleur to Holly when helping her move her heavy furniture. Sure Andy, we totally believe you. Looks like this hard crime fighter V abuser is going to get a pretty for a cheeseburger date with Holly.  Maybe there is a love story for him after all.

“Goat tongue… for breakfast… wow, it smells… well done. Yum.”

Lafayette when confronted with breakfast at Casa Jesus’ crazy grandfather. I don’t think Jesus’ grandfather is going to win any Top Chef awards with this breakfast.

“You’ve reached officer Jason Stackhouse, if this is an emergency, dial 9-1-1 and ask for me. Peace.”

Jason’s voice mail message. While calling Jason Stackhouse in case of an emergency is tempting, I think I might just stick with 9-1-1.

“I shoulda known, this is a sex thing isn’t it?”

Sookie to Jason when she finds him handcuffed to the bed at his house. We have seen Jason tied up so much this season, this actually looked normal to me.

Alcide marking his territory, S4 Ep6

Debbie needs to keep her mouth shut.”

Alcide to the Packmaster of Shreveport. This one was a favorite because, well, come on — we have wanted Alcide to get mad at Debbie all season.

“So let me get this straight — we waitin’ for a wild animal to walk up to us and volunteer to die?”

Layfayette to Jesus when waiting out in the field for a sacrifice. Lala, haven’t you heard that it’s rude not to give your host or hostess a gift?

“What do you think that meant, ‘change my kitty litter’?”

Jason to Sookie when asking her to shoot him when he starts to sprout fur. Sookie changing Jason’s kitty litter, now that would be awkward.

“Go shift, kill stuff, do whatever werewolves do, I got this.”

Sookie to Alcide and Debbie after asking them about how to become a werepanther. Sookie looked so cute stomping around the woods toting a big shot gun. Alcide, how could you go off with Debbie?

“Those Hotshot f**ckers are so dumb, they can’t even make a werepanther right.”

Jason to  Jessica when he realizes he is not changing into a werepanther. Guess Crystal was as crazy as we all thought she was.

“Girls! No need to squabble, there’s plenty of me to GO around.”

Pam to Tara and her new girlfriend. Pam looks awful and is ready to take her vengeance out on those two fine ladies!

Now the last two are more sounds than actual quotes. Right there in the woods, the woodland creatures slept to the sweet sound of Eric and Sookie making love under the bright moon. All along through the woods, is Bill on his front porch — and the sound of his heart breaking is deafening.

So did your favorite line make our cut? Leave your favorite quote of the night! Return here next week for the next episode of favorite quotes.

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  • You totally left out Pam calling Bill a dork! Hahaha

    • Diana Edwards

      LOL!  Pam has the best lines.

  • Not all my favorite quotes made it. I did enjoy Sookie telling bill off for arresting him. He went about the whole Eric thing a bit harshly. I don’t dislike Bill but she had a freaking point. He is kind of moving on from her a tad bit nastily. But my favorite quotes of the night were actually right before Bill almost stakes Eric. The softy Eric who has clearly fallen in love with this woman he doesn’t remember, has said something he either thought as the “normal Eric” and never would dare say out loud (because he’s tough viking don’t show emotions) or he’snow feeling it and his “new self” is allowing him to say it. Either way it was awfully sweet. “Tell her I was born the night she found me. “Tell her because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love. Tell her thank you” I melted. Then he proceeded to tell Bill to find his way back to Sookie once he’s gone because she deserves happiness with whoever can give it to her. What I loved about that scene is this Eric meant every word, and you can tell Bill saw  he was sincere. So Bill let him go so that “whoever” can make Sookie happy in this moment. In this time. It might not last after the spell is over, but right now Eric and Sookie are falling for each other. Right now they are happy. It was the one thing Bill did that wasn’t “nasty” in letting her go. I applauded Bill for that. The whole exchange from these two enemies concerning her was fantastic.

    • That is an awesome quote, honestly all of Eric’s quotes make my top list!! I could fill this whole article with him.

    • Diana Edwards

      Amnesiac Eric melts my heart, too.  Actually brought a tear to my eye!