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Celebrate Season 3 of True Blood and Win Exclusive Prizes

Here at TrueBloodNet.com we are as excited as you are about Season 3 of True Blood set to premiere June 13th on HBO.

To celebrate the new season TrueBloodNet.com and FMCG Manufacturing, the makers of the Tru Blood beverage, are joining forces to offer fans the chance to win an exclusive Tru Blood Party Pack.

The pack includes:
(1) 4 pack Tru Blood
(1) “All Flavor, No Bite” poster
(2) Tru Blood branded cocktail menu table tents
(25) Tru Blood branded cocktail napkins

Remember you can purchase the Tru Blood beverage from the following:

US:
Amazon
HBO Shop US
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Hastings Entertainment
FYE Stores
Diamond Comic Distributors
Dimple Records
Zia Records

Canada:
Sunrise Records

UK:
HBO Shop UK
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Contest Details

Given the current fad of having supernaturals as BFs and GFs, we at TrueBloodNet.com thought it timely to collect together some advice to those considering going down that particular path into the dark wood.  So, to that end, we call on you, our faithful readers, to provide us with a list of the pros and cons of dating a vampire or werewolf.

The funniest response (as chosen by TrueBloodNet.com staff) will win the Party Pack, the runners up will have their contributions included in the final pros & cons list with a by-line (yes, fame!).

I’ll start you off to give you the idea…

The Vampire
Pros – the vampire BF/GF:
– Will never steal your Gran’s pie out of the fridge.
Cons – but the vampire BF/GF:
– Likes to listen to weird music, like Chinese throat gargling.

The Werewolf
Pros – the werewolf BF/GF:
– Seems to get on well with the neighbors (as long as they stay on their side of the fence).
Cons – but the werewolf BF/GF
– Sheds, everywhere, and tends to have an unfortunate, doggy smell from time-to-time.

Eligibility

First prize is available for US residents only but location is no barrier to the runners-up fame prizes.  Sorry that this contest is only for U.S. residents, but don’t worry.  Stay tuned for our weekly contests that will be starting up very soon that is open to everyone.

How to enter

Submit your pro or con in the comment section below. Make sure it is labeled as pro or con.  Submit a maximum of 2 individual comments, (1 separate pro comment and 1 separate con comment).

Contest closes Tuesday April 6, 2010.  A winner will be chosen after an intense judging period (really) and will be notified by e-mail using the e-mail provided when you commented.  So please ensure you are using a valid e-mail address.  The winner will have 72 hours to claim the prize after which if we do not receive an e-mail from the winner the first runner-up will be contact and again will have 72 hours to respond.

And speaking of cons (of another kind) for those of you attending WonderCon in San Francisco in early April, just a reminder that FMCG Manufacturing will be there giving away free samples.  Details in our earlier post.

(Photo credit:  HBO Inc.)

Contest Closed. Winner to be announced soon.

63 comments
blair knight

vampire bf-pro-can always find you in you get in trouble.
vampire bf-con-might have to watch wearing silver around him. wouldn’t want to accidently hurt him with it when you are snuggling.

werewolf bf-pro-keeping you warm in the winter
werewolf-bf-con-unlike a vamp bf that can blend in because they look human all the time when the werewolf changes at the wrong time culd really freak out your family. try explaining that to them! ha ha

Christy

Vampire…Pro:Just think of all the money you’ll save on groceries…who needs coupons?…Con:May need a GNC goldcard to stock upon multivitamins with iron…can you say anemia?

Melissa Holmes

Pro: Vampire BF any time is good for him being that he survives on BLOOD.

Con: Vampire BF you would never have a night of from sex

Kristyn

Vampire Pro ~ If you are a night owl, like myself, you will always, most certainly be able to spend every waking moment with your vampire bf/gf.
Vampire Con ~ If you can’t handle taking a shot from the doctor, how are you going to handle it when your vampire bf/gf wants to nibble on you?

Werewolf Pro ~ Whenever you are cold, all you have to do is snuggle up!
Werewolf Con ~ Can you imagine the fleas on your bf/gf wolf if you don’t keep their fur clean?!

jackell

The Vampire
Pros – the vampire GF:
– way cheper date Cons – but the vampire GF:
– blowjob wheat bad idea!!!!

jackell

Vampire GF Pro: she dead silent in the day
Vampire BF Con: she likes it super rufe

Sandra Vila

Pros of having a Vampire Bf – Assuming he is not a neo-nate (recently made vamp) he will be a man much too versed in the art of love, making you vibrate from head to toe with a single glance, make you shiver in anticipation, lift you up with every touch… He will not be content with your body only, he will work his way up on you to own your very soul,so every beat of your heart is but his, with passion and taste…

Cons of having a Vampire Bf – As any vampire has a strong presence, magnetical I’d say, (for male vampires are often men of radiant charm and culture), you always have to keep an eye out for coveters, pontential competitors and viperine bf snatchers, for they shall be attracted to him as a moth to a lightbulb…

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Pros of having a Werewolf Bf – Werefolves are a woman’s “ideal bit of rough”, strong and caring, always up for a walk or a caress… with a werewolf bf you can be sure that your sex life never gets old or boring (to put it simple, never lacks quality nor quantity), for they are blessed with a tremendous amount of stamina and imagination, specially towards forbidden spots. Always in the mood to help in anything possible and impossible, he does everything to insure his loved one’s safety.

Cons of having a Werewolf Bf – Werewolves are extremely temperamental, you do not wish to anger him under any circumstances, when hot headed, their diplomacy is similar to a rhino’s when fighting over territory, they are ruthless and may say or do things that are not meant, and often out of pride they will not admit that they made a mistake for this or that reason.

BronwynK

Werewolf BF Pro – Always up for a good cuddle and keeping a girl warm!

Werewolf BF Con – Fighting off the other women who want him!

fairiemelie

Werewolf BF pro: almost always up for a cuddle, like the big puppy they are.
Werewolf BF con: “dogpile” takes on a very literal meaning.

Holly Chandler

Vampire BF – Pro: He has centuries of experience and amazing stamina.

Werewolf BF – Con: He spends a LOT of money replenishing his wardrobe…

sexcupid

Vampire pro – they are bound to know where most of the 24 hour establishments are in the area…so if you are jonesin’ for a 3 egg omelet at 3am, let them lead the way
Vampire con – if you suffer from cold feet syndrome (as in they would give your human bf/husband frost bite if you inadvertently touched them under the covers at night)…these bitches will not be able to help you warm them up.

Were pro – no problem with the aforementioned C.F.S.
Were con – can you imagine the size of the hairballs being hacked up?

tisha

vampire pro..DEAD SLEEPER. AND NEVER SNORES

vampire con..ORAL SEX, BE CAREFUL!!!

WEREWOLF PRO…they are a dog by nature, so they have no issues fetching you things you do not want to get up and get

WERECONS…we both have that time of month, mine is menstruation, his is moonstruation..

Rachel

The Vampire
Pros – the vampire BF/GF:
– If you crave “me” time, you can count on the daylight hours to be on your own.
Cons – but the vampire BF/GF:
– You have to be into a little blood sharing from time to time, and then it can be impossible to hide your emotions from them.

The Werewolf
Pros – the werewolf BF/GF:
– If you’re cold at night, they will warm you like a hot oven.
Cons – but the werewolf BF/GF
– If you are not a were, beware (werewolves seek their race, you will have fierce competition)!

Dan Carver

WEREWOLF:
Pro: If you’re together long enough, eventually your “cycle” will sync with his
Con: You have to keep plenty of Revolution® on hand for the fleas.

VAMPIRE:
Pro: No more pads, or tampons! Oh! The money you’ll save. It is a recession.
Con: A respectable girl should never go with a Vampire, after all, Mamma always said… “They’re only after one thing”

lisa lawson

Vampire b/f
Pro-You never have to have the nice table, candles and ambiance
foe a romantic dinner-

Con- YOU may be the romantic dinner=

Linda Towell

VampireBF Pro-no matter how bad u think u look ,he will always think u look good enough too eat
VampireBF Con-He’s always thirsty

WerewolfBF Pro-He will warm more than your heart
WerewolfBF Con-He doesn’t mind the doghouse too much

Isis Nocturne

Vampire Boyfriend:
Pro — He can be yours forever if he agrees to turn you, which means you can gain youthful immortality.
Con — There’s that blood-drinking thing… Not everyone likes that.

Werewolf Boyfriend:
Pro — He’ll be warm and snuggly on a cold winter night.
Con — Shedding. How much extra time do you have to clean all your furniture?

Jamie

Werewolf BF Pro: Keeps you warm at night.
Werewolf BF Con: Likes to mark his territory.

Vampire BF Pro: He can keep you up all night long.
Vampire BF Con: He is never available for a lunch break.

Tracie Black

The Vampire B/F:
Pro: Will happily take care of anyone who does you wrong, displeases you or really pisses you off.
Con: Will happily take care of anyone who does you wrong, displeases you or really pisses you off.

andrea ruiz

Vampire BF pro: you can never be called a cougar, even though he looks 25 and you’re pushing 40! He’ll always be wayyyyy older! =D
Vampire BF con: you’re completely screwed if you’re in need of a blood transfusion =/

Werewolf BF pro: there’s no better way to piss off your ex-vampire BF than by dating one of their enemies…like literally enemies not just creatures that dislike each other… hehe =)
Werewolf BF con: forget about romantic moonlit walks in the park…he might claw your head off…no really =/

MicKayla

Vampire BF/GF pro- They are a personal body guard when you are afraid to go outside in the dark.
Con-Most of them are old fashioned so 9 chances outta 10 that means NO SEX UNTILL MARRIAGE. 🙂

Werewolf BF/GF Pro- They are always warm and are like a personal space heater 🙂
Con- when they come in from the rain the always smell like wet dog. 🙂

Janice

Pro to dating a vampire: Great Fashion Sense and likes to get your blood hot and pumping.

Con to vamp: If he is older ughh how many people have them been with it would be like dating Tiger!

Pro to dating a werewolf: They are handy and seem to be completely loyal pups.

Con to dating werewolf; explain to the vet why you need frontline for a dog when you own a cat.

Alyssa Meadowcroft

The Werewolf
Cons – but the werewolf BF/GF
– He can have temper problems when it is a full moon.

Alyssa Meadowcroft

The Vampire
Pros – the vampire BF/GF:
– You will be safe because they will kill anyone messing with you.

Brian Meadowcroft

The Vampire
Cons – but the vampire GF:
– Probably talk your ear off all night long.

Brian Meadowcroft

The Vampire
Pros – the vampire GF:
– Could shot gun a beer and impress your friends

Cindy

Pros of dating a werewolf – dogs are man’s best friend!
Cons of dating a werewolf – diamonds, not dogs, are a girl’s best friend…

Pros of dating a vampire – they know all the best places to get a drink after dark
Cons of dating a vampire – you might be one of the best places to get a drink after dark

Allaysia Betts

The Vampire
Pros: you’ll never have to visit the Gym

Cons: Having ur menstral cycle would totally suck

The Werewolf
Pros: dont have to take vitimin b-12 or iron pills

Cons:you never know where the hell he is on the night of the full moon

Christy

Vampire Pro: Think of all the money you’ll save on groceries, not to mention calories you’ll burn & weight you’ll lose, since you won’t be eating much. Con: If the anemia doesn’t wear you down, the lack of sleep will!

cristy

Werewolf

pro–the meaning “doggy style” takes on a whole new meaning 😉

con–worrying that your bf/gf may get caught by animal control on one of their full moon adventures. imagine the explaining you would have to do, haha.

Sue

Vampire Pro: Centuries of experience, he can even fulfill all your superman fantasies, complete with flying.

Con: You now have to worry about “who” is stuck in his teeth.

Werewolf Pro: He warms your feet, fetches your slippers, and gives doggy-style whole new meaning.

Con: Full moon friskiness results in puppies and a rabies shot.

DZ

Vampire Pro= Will heal you from any itchy mosquito or spider bite

Kayla

Werewolf Con: You have no idea what kind of fresh meat your boy-toy is bringing home after a night under the full moon.

Kayla

Werewolf Pro: You’ll never be out of fresh meat when the full moon comes around. You have a born hunter as a boyfriend.

Jessica

Vampire BF Pro:
-No need for condoms or birth control, no baby making factory here!
Vampire BF Con:
-could get really messy if you break up, ie: you could be LUNCH!

Werewolf BF Pro:
-Who needs a Snuggie when you have a Werewolf boyfriend?
Werewolf BF Con:
-Ex girlfriends like Debbie Pelt, make for a messy relationship, don’t want to invite a cute cuddly kitten into my house and have it eat me alive because I’m with her “EX”!

TrueBlood2009

Vampires –
Pro: You never have to worry about forgetting the sunscreen
Con: You miss out on lots of sleep

Werewolves –
Pro: Your BF/GR takes petting to a whole new level
Con: Sheds all over your new black sweater

Sandra

Vampires:
Pro: You never have to worry about them leaving the toilet seat up or keeping you awake snoring.
Con: They are Hell on tooth brushes!
Werewolves:
Pro: Very warm bloded, like having an electric blanket without running up the electric bill.
Con: Constantly fighting flea and tick infestations!

chris

Vampire Con: Cold sores take on a whole new meaning.

Alanna

The Vampire

Pros – the vampire BF/GF:
-Prefers it in the dark, ;).

Cons – but the vampire BF/GF:
-Will never get to share in the “Lady and the Tramp” romantic spaghetti-slurping on a date.

Marina

Werewolf GF Con: if you tell her to make you a sandwich, she might literally make you a sandwich.

Marina

Werewolf BF Pro: He really can’t complain if you don’t shave your legs for a few days… or weeks.

Nicole Lynn

The Vampire
Pros – the vampire BF/GF:
– If you ever need a kidney, they probably know someone with your blood type!
Cons – the vampire BF/GF:
– How they get that kidney for you may be questionable (and messy).

Loleaf

Vampire BF:
-Pro: After years and years he knows all of the best hair products to use!!

-Con: Don’t for any reason get blood in HIS hair!!!

Werewolf BF:
-Pro: Loves to take long rides in the car with the top down.

-Con: Could shrink a size or two in an instant!! WINK WINK

Timothy Smith

Vampire Con: Constantly rakes teeth during oral sex (could also be considered a pro by some).

Timothy Smith

Vampire Pro: You can save money recycling tampons as teabags!!!

David Smee

Vampire Cons: “Buffy”

David Smee

Vampire Pro:

Never need to find a can opener again when opening a Carnation Condensed Milk can… just have them bite the top.

rebecca

The Vampire
Pros – the vampire BF/GF:no protection EVER

Cons – the vampire BF/GF: cant ever go to an all day event together such as comic-con or coachella

Antonio

Pros and Cons of dating Supes? Hmmmm!
Pros of dating a female vampire : She will never nag you about doing chores around the house
Cons: You may come home from a hard day at work Only to find she has fed off the Mailman

Pros of dating a female werewolf: She’s Always willing to take long walks with you under the moonlight
Cons: Your best buddy may be her next victim

leslieann

werewolf pro:
human identity is never revealed when in animal form.

vampire con:
they cant come in your house unless invited in.

lee

Werewolf
Pro: You can basically live a normal life with them- age with them, have kids, eat the same dinner.
Con: When he becomes pack leader he gets to have his way some hot young thing.

Samantha

Vampire:
Pro-
Always sexually fulfilling

Con-
Never watching the sun rise together

Denisha

Vampire con- No quickie afternoon/lunch break sex

misty

were
pro no meowing cats in the alley
con fleas

Denisha

Vampire Pro- No vibrators necessary 😉

Sig

Vampire GF/BG
Pros – Someone you can really sink your teeth into!
Cons – Be careful if you’re on the rag!

Warewolf GF/BF
Pros – Doggy style!
Cons – Stop howlin’ you noisy bastard!

patti colella

Vampire-pro

U never have to worry about looking good again-con

angela templeton

Vampire B/F or G/F CON:

You could get the life sucked out of ya!

angela templeton

Vampire B/F or G/F PRO:

You never have to worry about ’em being gassy!

Amanda

Werewolf Con-

Always have to worry about a mouthful of fur 😉

Amanda

Vampire pro-
You can’t get any more seductive and sexy then a vampire

Tracee

Werewolf Pro:
The neighbours dog will NEVER poo in your yard.

Tracee

Vampire Pro:
They never drink the last cup of coffee in the morning